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thecutestofthecute:

Here are some adorable dogs holding flowers. Have a great day everyone

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ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

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horror movie opening scene

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D<p>season two of AHS</p>

wallyedge:

sigsauer-ist:

that last fucking picture

My dude Scout

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noobtheloser:

"Day four hundred and sixty three in captivity. I am crestfallen."

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tupacvevo:

tupacvevo:

someone give me a job

image

i was thinking something in retail

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karengilian:

misscherrylikesitdirty:

I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this. 

EVERYONE TAKE A MINUTE TO JUST APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DONALD GLOVER EXISTS AND KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

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fuckyeahadventuretimegifs:

Brilliant writing.

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somesickcat:

reminder that this is a thing that actually happened

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nobraska:

this is me

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pajamaswag:

I will never get over how badly she won that one.

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loveforeversmilealways:

arlene13:

why is six afraid of seven?

because seven is a registered six offender

i am legit in tears over this joke

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